Do I need to give you warnings when I veer into fandom?

I know I'm no Jack, but if any woman could rock a Capt Jack Harkness-style jacket, I highly think it would be me. 

(You all know, don't you, that if I should ever by some miracle come into millions of dollars, yes, I'd do all kinds of great stuff for charity, sure, AND I would hire a seamstress, stat. And then my brain would explode from possibility.)

(And if I had the jacket I'd need to do some serious boot shopping.)